This is me, Charles the bear cub. I did a bad thing. I was a bad citizen. I took some gummy worms and didn't pay for them. That is called stealing. Gummy worms aren't free like mulberries. A constable took me to the police station. I was paw printed and had a mug shot taken. I feel bad. I'm sorry. I won't steal anything ever again. I want to be a good citizen. Good citizens get gummy worms and wallermelons. Good citizens get to play Space Invaders and drink root beer. I sure wish I was sitting on my Time Out Chair instead of being in jail. Jail is not a good place for bear cubs. It's for criminals. Oh, wait! I'm a criminal. Now I have to wait for my buddy, Special Ed James, to come and spring me from the joint. Do you think he will holler, "Who's a handsome bear cub?" and tickle my ears and make me laugh? I sure hope so. This is me, Charles, the saddest bear cub in all of Maple Centre.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Busted!
This is me, Charles the bear cub. I did a bad thing. I was a bad citizen. I took some gummy worms and didn't pay for them. That is called stealing. Gummy worms aren't free like mulberries. A constable took me to the police station. I was paw printed and had a mug shot taken. I feel bad. I'm sorry. I won't steal anything ever again. I want to be a good citizen. Good citizens get gummy worms and wallermelons. Good citizens get to play Space Invaders and drink root beer. I sure wish I was sitting on my Time Out Chair instead of being in jail. Jail is not a good place for bear cubs. It's for criminals. Oh, wait! I'm a criminal. Now I have to wait for my buddy, Special Ed James, to come and spring me from the joint. Do you think he will holler, "Who's a handsome bear cub?" and tickle my ears and make me laugh? I sure hope so. This is me, Charles, the saddest bear cub in all of Maple Centre.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Mulberry Time
Hi! Look up here! I'm Charles the bear cub. I'm five, you know. I'm way up here in a mulberry tree. I l-o-v-e mulberries. They are yummy. Yummy is one of the four food groups in the Canada Food Guide. Guess what? If I plant a mulberry seed I will get a mulberry tree. I know where birds come from. They come from bird seed. Plant some bird seed and they will grow into trees with birds in them. Oh! Wait! If I plant some Smarties and some gummy worms and some red licorice they will grow into trees, won't they? Sure they will! I gotta get down from here and go plant some stuff in the back yard. I wonder how big the holes have to be. I'll dig really big, deep ones. Okay! This is me, Charles, the handsome bear cub who lives on Sparkle Road with my buddy, Special Ed James. Bye for now!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Fun in the Sun
I'm Charles the bear cub. Bears don't need clothes. We can go outside bare naked. That's a pun. I like sox. I don't need them but I wear them for fun. I have Cat-in-the-Hat sox. I got them for my birthday from Tanner and Cassidy. I'm five, you know. I can stretch out and watch boats go up and down the river. So do the geese. They are swimming. I like to come down to the river and play. So does my buddy, Special Ed James. I gotta go now. I'm going to feed the geese. Hope they like Smarties! Bye for now!
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