Niagara Falls & the Time Out Chair

This is me, Charles the Bear Cub on my Time Out Chair. It's not a fun place. I like to have fun. I put a whole bunch of toilet paper in the toilet to make Niagara Falls so every time I flush, my bathtub boats and my bathtub duckies go sailing over the edge. That's lots of fun! I got all wet! I like to get wet, don't you? The floor got so wet I could splash and slide across it. Whooo! The neighbours downstairs got all wet. They were not very happy. They came upstairs to talk to Special Ed James. He says I can't play Niagara Falls. I didn't know it was a bad game. Sure seemed like fun. Now I had to have a bath--without toys--and I have to sit on my Time Out Chair and think about what I did. I don't like to think. I can't ride my bike or watch cartoons a-l-l day. I'm really sorry. I won't do it again, I promise. Who's a sad, sad bear cub? Me. Charles. Maybe if I tell God, Special Ed James and the downstairs neighbours I'm really, really sorry I can go outside and dig in the dirt. Bye for now.

Bath Time

By the end of the day I'm a pretty grubby cubby and I NEED a bath. When Special Ed James hollers, "Bath time!" I come running with my firetruck and my fire helmet. He fills up the bathtub with warm water and lots of bubbles. I climb right in. Special Ed James fires all five rubber duckies at me. I squeal and duck. I race my cars around the tub. He straps my fireman's helmet on me. I race the firetruck around the tub and then out comes the Scrunchie for scrubbing. It tickles and I laugh. That makes my buddy laugh. We laugh really hard. There's lots of bubbles in the water. We put them on our heads and everywhere! When I'm all done, I'm nice and clean and I'm ready to be tucked into bed for my story and prayers. I love bath time. It makes me happy. Do you have fun when you take your bath every night?

Friday Fun

I like playing outside. It's lots of fun. I can ride my bike up and down the sidewalk but I don't hit anybody. I can dig in the dirt, too. My buddy, Special Ed James and me ate lunch outside. I ate baked beans for lunch. Beans make me fart. Farting makes us laugh right out loud. We walked to Mac's Milk and I got a Kinder Egg. I bought Smarties and gummy worms for Special Ed James. I sure hope he's a good citizen and knows how to share them with me. I spended my own money cuz I get an allowance. After my nap I'm gonna climb the tree in the yard and watch people go by. I'm gonna say, "Who's a handsome bear cub?" and they won't know who's talking cuz I'll be hiding w-a-y up in the tree. Yeah. That's a good idea. Okay. I gotta go take my nap. Bye!