Thinking about Stuff

Hi! This is me, Charles the Handsome Bear Cub. I live with my buddy, Special Ed James, on Sparkle Road. That's next to Sandwich Street. Know what I'm doing? I'm thinking about stuff. I was eating gummy worms and racing my blue bike up and down the street but now I'm just going to sit right here and think about stuff. It used to be hard to think--especially in my Time Out Chair--but now I'm five and thinking is more fun. Know what? If I think of something I'll tell you, okay? Oh! Wait! Special Ed James is hollering, "Who's a handsome bear cub?" That's me! I'll run find him and he'll tickle my ears. I l-o-v-e it when he tickles my ears. It makes my tail wag. I'm thinking that when someone tickles your ears, your tail wags, too! Okay! Gotta go! Bye for now!

Knocking on Doors

Hi! This is me, Charles the Handsome Bear Cub. I'm at my friends' house. Cassidy the bunny rabbit and Tanner the big 'ole yeller dog live here. They can't hear me knocking. I'm not gonna climb in the window 'cuz that's not nice. Good citizens wait for someone to answer the door. I sure hope they can come out and play. I got Smarties for Tanner and carrots for Cassidy. Bunny rabbits are vegetabletarians. They don't eat meat at all. Oh! I hear someone coming down the stairs! Okay! I gotta go! We're gonna play Hide & Seek. Bet they can't find me! I'm the bestest hider! Honest!
Bye for now!

Cub Reporter at the CBC

Hi! I'm Charles. Usually I'm Charles the Handsome Bear Cub but now I'm a Cub Reporter. That's a good job for a bear, isn't it? I don't know if it is as good as being a librarian. I am on the CBC. Some people think that CBC stands for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation but I will tell you a secret. CBC stands for Charles the Bear Channel. Yeah. I'm gonna bring happy news and weather and sports to my buddies and friends who watch Channel Nine, Cable Ten. Now I will tell you the weather, okay? "It will be dark tonight with patches of sunlight tomorrow. The end." I gotta go now. My buddy Special Ed James wants me to help him take out the trash. He says helping makes me a good citizen. I'm not sure what that means but good citizens get to eat Smarties and wallermelons and brownies from Mary Ann's Bake Shoppe. Bye for now! Oh! Wait! Don't forget to be a good citizen! Brownies and Smarties and wallermelons are yummy!