Hi. I'm Charles the Bear Cub. You know me. I live on Sparkle Road with my buddy, Grandpa James. He's really old. He was the second Canadian to get off Noah's Ark, you know.
Oh. Wait! Chance lives with us, too. He's a newborn cubby someone left in a basket on our doorstep. He's a wee little thing. I look after Chance, too. He's a handful!
Oh. Wait! Frankie lives with us, too! He's our cousin. Frankie is four.
We're having a birthday barbecue at Auntie Deb and Uncle Rob's house. We love to barbecue. Barbecue is yummy and that's one of the four food groups in Canada's Food Guide, you know.
Uncle Shawn and Auntie Michelle are here, too. They have a new baby. His name is Junior. I know what Junior means. It's means a little one. Like Smarties Junior. They're Smarties in a little box.
Star is here. She's our friend. Star is a dog. We like to play with Star.
Did you hear that? Grandpa James is hollering, "Where are my handsome bear cubs? Where are my Sons of Windsor? Where are my Princes of Ontario? That's me! Charles! That's Chance! We're handsome bear cubs. We're Sons of Windsor and Princes of Ontario!
I gotta find Frankie. Grandpa James says, "Where's my handsome Frankie? Where's my Knight of Knewfoundland and my Lord of Labrador?" That's Frankie! He's our Knight of Knewfoundland and our Lord of Labrador!
We gotta go find Granda James so we can get our ears tickled and our noses kissed. This is me, Charles the Bear Cub saying, "Be good citizens. Be kind to friends and neighbours. Then you can eat Smarties and drink root beer. Oh! Wait! Come over to our house and play with us! We can go to Auntie Deb and Uncle Rob's house and eat barbecue together! Okay! Over and out!"