Eating Wallermelons!

Hi. I'm Charles the Bear Cub. You know me. I live on Sparkle Road with my buddy, James. He's really old. He was the second Canadian to get off Noah's Ark, you know. Sparkle Road is at the corner of Sandwich Streeet. That's in Windsor. Windsor is in O Canada.

 Oh. Wait! Chance lives with us, too. He's a newborn cubby someone left in a basket on our doorstep. He's a wee little thing. He's so newborn he doesn't even have any teeth! He just drinks chocolate owls' milk. I look after Chance, too. He climbs up high on things and can't get down. I have to help him. He's a handful!

Know what? We get to eat wallermelons! They grow in the garden. They grow really really big.  I l-o-v-e wallermelons, don't you? They're yummy and that's one of the four food Groups in Canada's Food Guide. I could eat wallermelons all day long! Grandpa James says that good food grows in Ontario. I think wallermelon is one of the bestest foods ever!

I help Grandpa James cut the wallermelons. We cut them in triangles. Some wallermelons have seeds and some wallermelons don't have any. It's fun to spit the seeds, you know. I can spit them very far. Sometimes we eat yellow wallermelons. They're yummy, too.

 Oh. Wait! Did you hear that? James is hollering, "Where are my handsome bear cubs? Where are my Sons of Windsor? Where are my Princes of Ontario? That's me! Charles! That's Chance! We're handsome bear cubs. We're Sons of Windsor and Princes of Ontario! We gotta go find James so we can get our ears tickled and our noses kissed.

This is me, Charles the Bear Cub saying, "Be good citizens. Be kind to friends and neighbours. Then you can eat Smarties and drink root beer. Oh! Wait! Come over to our house and play with us! We can eat wallermelons together! Okay! Over and out!"