Hi. I'm Charles the Bear Cub. You know me. I live on Sparkle Road with my buddy, James. He's forgetful and really old. He was the second Canadian to get off Noah's Ark, you know. I have to help him remember things. Oh. Wait! Chance lives with us, too. He's a newborn cubby someone left in a basket on our doorstep. He's a wee little thing. I look after Chance, too. He's a handful!
Know what? It's really warm outside. It's warm enough to be subtropical, James says. That's silly. We don't have palm trees in Windsor. James says this is the Canadian Banana Belt. You can't fool me. You can't make belts out of bananas! Now you know why I have to look after him.
The temperature is 18C. The thermometer tells us how warm or cold it is. Robins are here. That means spring is in the air. I don't see any springs but I see robins. Robins in the air. They are building a nest in the sugar maple that's in our back yard. They will be our neighbours. Robins are pretty but it's hard to play with them 'cuz they fly. I don't know how to fly. Chance doesn't know either. Maybe the robins will teach us! I know! James will show us how to fly and then we can play with the robins!
Know who else is here? St. Patrick. Lots of people are wearing something green today 'cuz that's St. Patrick's favourite colour. We're not wearing green; we're gonna eat something green. We're gonna cook green spaghetti for dinner. I l-o-v-e spaghetti! Chance will have to drink condensed owls' milk from his bottle. He's a newborn and doesn't have any teeth, yet.
Oh. Wait! Did you hear that? James is hollering, "Where's my handsome bear cubs? Where are my Sons of Windsor? Where are my Princes of Ontario?" That's us! Charles and Chance! We're handsome bear cubs! We're Sons of Windsor! We're Princes of Ontario! We gotta go see James. He will tickle our ears and kiss our noses. Then we will go outside for a flying lesson. We can dig some really big holes. No. Wait! We can climb the sugar maple and watch the robins build their nest. This is Charles the Bear Cub saying, "Watch for spring. It's everywhere! Over and out!"
Charles and his buddy James explore Olde Sandwich Towne, a heritage neighbourhood in Windsor, Ontario. Charles offers a unique, playful and funny perspective on daily life, Windsor and the folks in the neighbourhood. Follow the adventures of five-year old Charles the Bear Cub and his newborn baby brother Chance. A James Mays blog.
Showing posts with label flying. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flying. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Robins are Here & Green Spaghetti
Labels:
digging holes,
flying,
robins,
spring,
sugar maple,
thermometer
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Super Cub
Labels:
flying,
good citizens,
gummy worms,
spaghetti
Hi, I'm Charles the Bear Cub. I'm five, you know. I live on Sparkle Road with my buddy, James. I look after him 'cuz he's really old. James was the second Canadian to get off Noah's Ark! He must be 20 years old! Oh, wait! Chance lives with us, too. He's a newborn cubby I found in a basket on our doorstep one morning. We're a family. I know what families are. They're the folks who love us no matter what.
Look at me! I'm Super Cub. I'm flying in the air. I can see everything from up here. Well, I'm not really flying. Special Ed James is helping. He's swinging me 'round and 'round. This is fun. I l-o-v-e to fly! I get butterflies in my tummy. I like to play Super Cub. When I'm done, it will be Chance's turn to fly. Know what? He's so little he doesn't talk. He makes squeaky noises when he's happy. When he's hungry or his diaper is filled with poo, he makes little squawky sounds. I'm glad I have a little brother. I'm glad for James, too.
Know what? We're gonna have red spaghetti for lunch. I l-o-v-e red spaghetti. Maybe we can put green gummy worms in the spaghetti. They would be easy to see! Okay, I gotta go. Chance's turn to fly. Be good citizens and have fun today. Hope you get to fly! Bye for now. This is me, Charles the Bear Cub, saying 'over and out!'
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