Wash Me Clean

This is me, Charles the Bear Cub, in the Inglis. I'm not hiding. I asked God to meet me in the laundry room. I want God to add water and wash me clean, like people who go down in the water at church. See, I stole gummy worms and I'm really sorry, God. I brought my purple bubble bath soap, God. Oh. Wait! I took a loonie and two quarters out of my piggy bank, so you don't have to pay anything God, but is it okay if I laugh during the spin cycle? Thank you, God. This is over and out from me, Charles the handsome Bear Cub, the one who lives on Sparkle Road with his buddy, Special Ed James.