Riding in Cars

Hi. I'm Charles the Bear Cub. You know me. I live on Sparkle Road with my buddy, James. He's really old. He was the second Canadian to get off Noah's Ark, you know. I help him remember. This morning he forgot to put our seat belts on us! Oh. Wait! Chance lives with us, too. He's a newborn cubby someone left in a basket on our doorstep. He's a wee little thing. I look after Chance, too. He's a handful!

Know what? Chance and me in the car. We're going for a ride.  I hope we go to the Devonshire Mall. That's a fun place to go. It's always busy there. There are lots of fun things to see and do at the mall. Maybe we can get ice cream. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Yeah! James says his favourite flavour of ice cream is kerosene ripple. He's silly. We can't eat kerosene. That is poison and poisons aren't good for us. They're not even in the Canada Food Guide.


Oh. Wait! Did you hear that? James is hollering, "Where are my handsome bear cubs? Where are my Sons of Windsor? Where are my Princes of Ontario? That's me! Charles! That's Chance! We're handsome bear cubs. We're Sons of Windsor and Princes of Ontario! We gotta go find James so we can get our ears tickled and our noses kissed. We can go for a ride!

This is me, Charles the Bear Cub saying, "Be good citizens. Then you can ride in cars and eat ice cream. Okay! Over and out!"