Wallermelon

Oh, wow! Look! Look! Look at what I got! I got a wallermelon. I l-o-v-e wallermelons. They're bestest thing to eat on a real hot day like today cuz they're yummy and I feel nice and cool on the inside. My buddy, Special Ed James, says it's so hot we could fry eggs on the sidewalk. That's not very clean. I will tell you a secret. He drinks right out of the milk carton. That's not nice at all. Then he gets upset when I drink out of the toilet. At least the toilet is clean. So, I am going to share the wallermellon. Sharing makes us good citizens. I don't know what good citizens are but I bet they get to eat lots of wallermelons. Sometimes Special Ed James puts chunks of wallermelon in the food processor and mixes it all up with ice cream. That's really yummy. Yummy is my favouritest of the four food groups in the Canada Food Guide. We are going to play in the sprinkler and eat lunch under the maple tree. I know what we're having for lunch. Ice cold wallermelon. Yeah! Gonna go get my ears tickled and help make lunch. PS: God if you didn't notice, I made my bed and brushed my teeth. My birthday is on Canada Day. I don't want thumbs any more. I want you to make my friend Tanner get well. Okay, God, this is from me, Charles, the handsome bear cub, the one who lives on Sparkle Road, you know. Bye for now!