Saturday, January 23, 2010

The Inglis and Austrian Measles


Hi. I'm Charles the Bear Cub. You know me. I live on Sparkle Road with my buddy James. He is forgetful and really old. He was the second Canadian to get off of Noah's Ark, you know.   I have to look after him. Oh. Wait! Chance lives with us, too. He's a newborn cubby someone left in a basket on our doorstep. He's a wee little thing.

Know what? We're sick. We're covered in red spots. That's 'cuz we got Austrian measles. Our tummies hurt. I throwed up. Chance throwed up, too. That's nasty. We are burning up with fever. I wish we could go for a ride in the Inglis. That might make us feel better. I don't know but I'll ask  James.

Here he comes now. He's got orange sherbet for us. I l-o-v-e orange sherbet. It's yummy and that's one of the four food groups in the Canada Food Guide. I sure hope I can keep it inside of me. I want to know when we can be well again so we can dig holes in the backyard and play Hide & Seek.

This is Charles the very sick Bear Cub saying, "Stay well, good citizens! Don't get Austrian measles! Over and out!"

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