Muffins Wear Underpants

I like to go to Tim Horton's with Special Ed James. He's my buddy, you know. He asks the Muffin Boi if he can turn a muffin upside down so we can see its underpants. Don't say "underpants" it's naughty! We laugh soooooo hard. Today Special Ed James asked the Muffin Boi if he could show us a chocolate chip muffin so he could see if there was poo in its underpants. Don't say "poo" it's REALLY naughty. We laugh so hard that milk comes out our noses. Now you know something we do for fun and you can do it too. Sometimes we even get free muffins but don't tell anybody.