Sometimes they show that commercial on TV where the bears are wiping their bum bums with Charmin toilet paper. That gives people the wrong idea about bears. We do NOT wipe our bum bums with toilet paper. Uh uh. Never. Not even once. We're not puppies, we're bears. Duh! Toilet paper is fun to play with but when we make poopies we wipe our bum bums with rainbows. We reach right up into the sky and pull down a little bit of rainbow. That is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me or my name is not Charles the handsome bear cub who lives on Sparkle Road with Special Ed James.
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